Parsonage
ABOUT OUR PARSONAGE

Our Church Parsonage is located in the woods behind the church.  If you need Pastor-Rev. Cash you can find him there most nights and if he ain't their he is probably sleeping at his mommas or is in a missionary position somewheres. 

Assistant Pastor-Rev. Zebulon Wilcox can be found there every night, he use to sleep there during the day when he was working over nights at Boomer's all night car wash.  Zeb just took a supervisory position at the Boomer car wash and now works during the day.  This takes away from some of his assistant Pastor-Rev. duties but it allows him to pay more on Rufus' car note and pay for Rufus' many trips where he is ina missionary position. 



(Rufus and Zeb discuss the evils of queerdom by the parsonage)